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  Are You the Weakest Link?

  by VioletAnai in

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  2. friends

  a little test: .

  the weakest link....... here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.

  answer: if you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.

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  dirty larry

  ..."Calling Violet a fool raised my hackles a little as it appeared harsh and intolerant -"...

  same perspective here Mazza.

  Youve got to be very carefull around intolerant people who think they are very tolerant. They have short fuses.
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  Are you a member of the Evil Slave class

  by dirty larry in

  1. jw
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  do you beat your "former fellow servants" at wt hq ?.

  "literally"?

  or "symbolically"?.

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  dirty larry

  would you like to be?

  Do you beat your "former fellow servants" at WT HQ ?

  Would you like to?

  "Literally"? or "symbolically"?

  Certificates will be handed out later.
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  Wind bag

  by outonalimb in

  1. jw
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  larc,.

  i hope this finds you well.

  tried to post on the kent thread, but alas it was closed.

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  ""...Yes, I do have to go run my restaurant, revenue 4 million a year... By the way, my restaurant is experiencing an unprecedented %14 growth, while my competition flounders. I'd be happy to provide you with those numbers....""

  ??????

  HAHAhaha!
  What a loser!
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  Who is the author of this quote! :)

  by IslandWoman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "i have all manner of dealing with stress and usually apply them all.

  lol first we begin with the realization.

  ouch.

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  dirty larry

  Did I just hear a pin drop?
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  where can I find a good woman?

  by honestlysweetguy in

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  2. relationships

  i am a very sweet 22 year old male living in texas.

  for some reason, i can't seem to find a decent woman.

  i don't know what i'm doing to turn them off.

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  dirty larry

  Nerd boy.
  These are our women, go find your own.
  Try to muscle in, we will fight you for them.
  

  living in Texas

  Sure sweet,innocent, gullible young Sir, I know a nice girl for ya.....
  "Yoohoo..XEEN".
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  Nice guys left in the cold

  by Elsewhere in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  butalbee started the thread "do looks really matter?

  i started wondering about the "nice" guys (such as myself).... it's been my experience that women tend not to go for the "nice" guy who has a lot to offer - big heart, kind, good income, etc.

  they seem far more likely to go for the aggressive "jerk" or "rebel" who treats them like dirt.. why is that?.

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  Elsewhere-
  

  how about a combination of Intellect and Thrilling? ..here is the idea: Time a date with a fly-over of the International Space Station... Take her to a public park and let her know where and when to watch.

  geez mate. You got NO bloody idea at all have ya?
  Check out 7006s slick technique. THATs how ya do it.
  Tell em yer not interested and advertize yerself at the same time.
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  What is you occupation

  by Beans in

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  im a liceinced electrician now working in wireless communication installations.i love the electrical industry,there is so much to learn and so many different things do work with and technology is always changing.never a boaring day especially when we are working in the office buildings downtown,chicks everywhere!.

  beans.

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  dirty larry

  Im a professional perv.
  I get to drive around in a very hot ute with a very big engine. It goes like a scalded cat! Jeez, its got a loud muffler too.
  Me an me workmate drop the guts out of it at lights when we take off, especially if theres some saucy lookin bird that might be impressed. Me an the bloke I work with dont do much actual work,nah, we just check out the birds in the car next door at the lights, stare frankly at the tits of sheilas walkin down the street towards us, and generally chat em up. We wuz chattin up this millionaire piece of crumpet today, in Brighton.(snob suburb)We talked her inta given us a guided tour of her mansion. We didnt bonk her though.
  We wear sunglasses all the time, so we look supercool. Even when its bloody rainin'
  Oh yeah...we do a bit of paintin' for a crust.
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  An Anointeds Concubine?

  by ElijahTheThird in

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  2. bible

  that one in a position of responsibility for others, could a "minister / clergy / anointed / elder" be rightious in gods eyes in having a couple concubines besides the one wife?.

  norval

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  Whats an "Edomite"?
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  Comic Books

  by Rummy1 in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  when i was a kid aged 11 i was a jw kid but i absolutely loved to read and collect dc comics (superman batman etc).

  then guess what happened ?

  the wbts brought out an awake codemning them !!!

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  Tin tin and Snowy....how tweet!!
  Aw prisca, what a ...LADY you are!.
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  What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!

  by ladonna in

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  lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

  i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

  and.....it's time i had a fluff post.

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  dirty larry

  Geez Logical.
  Youre not a bad looking piece of crumpet either.
  You dont talk much though.
  Im a man of few words myself, so Id have to have a girl that talks a fair bit otherwise itd be pretty quiet about the place.
  Theres nothin better than listenin to the singsong sound of a gasbag
  sheila wafflin away talkin about somethin and nothing.Geez, youse can make a saga out of opening a loaf of bread!
  Course, a bloke dont have to actually be Lissnin. Just nod and grunt now and then. Fools them every time.Long as their happy.